And There Was Ninja Moustache (Chapter 60)

 Name: Edward Gordon Ping

 Age: 38

 Sex: Male

 Length: 176cm

 Weight: 82kg

 Eyes: Brown

 Hair: Black

 Blood Type: O-

 Contents in Blood: Nil

 Marks and Wounds: Broken nose. Swelling below right eye. Ruptured right eardrum. Stab wounds and lacerations back and front of neck, upper chest and left shoulder. Broken left collar bone. Five bullet wounds right side chest. Two bullet wounds left side chest. Puncture entry wound right elbow. Puncture exit wound right elbow. Right hand severed above wrist. Cut entire depth of torso, below right ribs, extending from side to navel. One bullet wound left side abdomen. Crushed testicles. Bruising to rear of right calf.

 Probable Cause of Death: Blood loss from wounds at neck and torso.

 Date of Autopsy: 22nd February 2020.

    —Autopsy report of Edward “Red Ned” Ping, right-hand man to Jimmy O’Shea.


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