And There Was Ninja Moustache (Chapter 70)

    Nils and I had a short verbal confrontation—he argued against the existence of witches; explained the non-toxic properties of goat’s blood; and highlighted, due to my injured hand, absence of archery experience and complete lack of an arrow shaft or bow, how ill-equipped I was to fire an arrow through an old lady’s heart.... Continue Reading →

And There Was Ninja Moustache (Chapter 60)

 Name: Edward Gordon Ping  Age: 38  Sex: Male  Length: 176cm  Weight: 82kg  Eyes: Brown  Hair: Black  Blood Type: O-  Contents in Blood: Nil  Marks and Wounds: Broken nose. Swelling below right eye. Ruptured right eardrum. Stab wounds and lacerations back and front of neck, upper chest and left shoulder. Broken left collar bone. Five bullet... Continue Reading →

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